10 Vital Questions with... Owen Lewis

Welcome to our new regular series where we take 5 minutes to chat with different members of the CSKA Sophia Gardens squad. We ask them a mix of 10 vital (or maybe not so vital!) questions to get to know more about them.

First up, we have Blackwood's answer to Kevin Muscat, Owen Lewis!

1. Which three players would you most like to spend a long weekend in Las Vegas with and why?

Steve Day, Jordan Lloyd, and James Joyce. Steve for the sensible caps on spending, Jordan to keep everyone ticking over, and James because it would be funny to see him strike out with strippers.

2. Which three players are the most naturally talented players in the squad?

Cai Mckenzie, Aiden Martin, and Jack Gibbs.

3. Which three players would you least like to introduce to your parents and why?

Dan Clayton, Jordan Lloyd, and Steve Day because I think you’d all take liberties.

4. Which players in the CSKA squad best represent the major political parties of Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrats, and the Green Party?

Tory - Dan Clayton because he's clearly as right wing as they come, Labour - Me [Editor's note: the reasons for this were too explicit to be printed!], Lib Dem - James Joyce because he constantly sits on the fence and is afraid to stand up to his own missus let alone a government, and Green - Alex Skinner because he has a ponytail.

5. If the CSKA squad were all in I'm a Celebrity... who would win and who would be voted off first? Why?

I would definitely win because I can put multiple things in my mouth without gagging. Dan Clayton voted out first because right wingers aren't popular or fun!

6. If you had to spend a week in a team mate's body, which player would you choose to be in and which player would you like least to be in and why?

Like - Tom Frowen, good-looking bloke. Dislike - Craig Robertson, passes out after three beers.

7. Which three CSKA players would be most likely to end up in jail and for what crimes?

James Joyce - [Editor's note: this answer was censored because it was so bad!], Jon McCarthy - suspicious betting patterns, and Dan Clayton - strapping himself to a train for the environment.

8. Which CSKA players are the funniest in the squad?

I wouldn’t say I’m the funniest but I’m definitely in the top 1!

9. Which three players have the worst dress sense in the squad?

I really don’t know I haven’t been on enough socials but Ed Lewis.

10. If you had to create a band of five superheroes from the CSKA squad, which five players would you pick and why?

James Joyce as the Hulk, Cai Mckenzie as The Flash, Jordan Lloyd as captain America, Steve Day as Doctor Strange, and me as Iron Man.